epicmurdock:

tumblr users you want to be friends with but you only talk to them once and don’t know how to do it again more like

unhopefully:

do you ever say something that actually took some courage to say and then the other person doesn’t reply how you wanted them to and makes you feel stupid so then you’re just so embarrassed and regret saying anything

debilitating:

when people think depression or an eating disorder or self harm will make them quirky and exciting or will make boys want to kiss their scars and all that dumb shit i want to punch someone in the face also fuck you

paintdoktahwho:

11’s regeneration

testimonialyear:

no fuck off

you are dead to me, microsoft word.

just change the language to British English and it’ll stop

I WANT MY SAT SCORES

zombiewretch:

SOMEONE WENT TO A STAR TREK CONVENTION IN THE 1980’S AS SPOCK AND KIRK’S PENISES I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP

THEY PERFORMED SPIRK THROUGH INTERPRETIVE DANCE

‘Old Pine’ by Ben Howard is my new jam.

eatsleepcrap:

If you watch Supernatural backwards, it’s about a man who gets happier and happier with each haircut

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

Because that’s the thing about Scooby-Doo: The bad guys in every episode aren’t monsters, they’re liars.
I can’t imagine how scandalized those critics who were relieved to have something that was mild enough to not excite their kids would’ve been if they’d stopped for a second and realized what was actually going on. The very first rule of Scooby-Doo, the single premise that sits at the heart of their adventures, is that the world is full of grown-ups who lie to kids, and that it’s up to those kids to figure out what those lies are and call them on it, even if there are other adults who believe those lies with every fiber of their being. And the way that you win isn’t through supernatural powers, or even through fighting. The way that you win is by doing the most dangerous thing that any person being lied to by someone in power can do: You think.

halequeens:

/sighs happily. he’s perfect.

darrenpillowscriss:

robertfrowneyjunior:

so dad went to the shops and got me some coke

but this happened 

i think dad wants us to pick up where he left off

refreshing people

drinking things

but wait surPRISE ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE PART 1

Sammy… Sam. SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM.

OH MY GOD

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears